hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is
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Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words “heaven is so racist”? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?
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As per my last clay tablet,
CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!
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daniel ricciardo and trevor noah doing shoeys together on live tv 👟🍾 they’re crazy, i love them both so much 😂💙
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daniel ricciardo explaining the crash with carlos sainz and him apologizing for that. such a daniel answer; putting a joke in there but also being all genuine and friendly 👍🏼 love him 💜
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Why is there a horse on this ad? Is it for recovery post-horse race?
may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably
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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%
via reddit.com
did something happen to Spiders Georg
R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017
He was an outlier. But he counted.
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